Listen, we can’t all be up to date with the latest trends and news. Some of us treat our weekends as a sacred time to sit down and rot, while others use the weekends to actually be productive and speedrun friend hangouts and chores. Whichever one you are, it all means that you didn’t see any of the funny tweets on Twitter. So to catch you up, we’ve gathered some of the funniest tweets from the weekend for you to enjoy (free of actually opening that app).

There's some waxing poetic about Sisqo’s “The Thong Song,” dreaming about living in the pizza box drawing, and new thoughts about Lady from Lady and the Tramp’s diet (ALT: and news about how Grime’s served Elon those custody papers). One comedian tweets about how civil war doctor techniques could come in handy at the gynecologist's office. 

Don’t feel bad about missing all the funny stuff online, you went and touched grass. And if not, you rotted in your house like a human going through the stressors of life should. Leave the gathering of the tweets to us and just enjoy.